Maple Tree

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.

“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”

by Tarqs August 22, 2024

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Maple Syrup Drinker

Canadian

You stupid maple syrup drinker

by Proud Canadian 🇨🇦 December 18, 2024

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Tapping the maple

Taking a piss in Canada

Hey Jim, what are you doing in there?
Oh, just tapping the maple!

by scoobasteve617 June 24, 2025

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Maple Donkey

A slur for a Canadian

Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”

by Solinvictus August 27, 2025

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A reference to the strength and tenacity of Canadians, who appear meek and forgiving. In reality, when Canadians fight for a cause, they fight with intelligence and ferocity that overwhelms the enemy. This occurs in war, in business, and in politics.

Many of the war crimes in the Geneva Convention are based on actions of Canadians during World War I and II. They weren't war crimes at the time, and allowed Canada to win battles. They are now. Don't mess with the maple syrup people.

by Rogue991 November 11, 2025

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