by CageFightingBlogger July 1, 2014

A manager that defines ones self by using emails,constant tendering of the keyboard and delegation of of things they have meant to have done themselves.A job is finished when they either hit the enter key,or sent an email...and never actually give a second thought to those receiving the email the chaos they have just created,let alone know what their subordinates are really doing.Quite often they appear that their arse is welded to the chair,and are unable to get off said chair to go find out for themselves....even though they authourise the said item.
" I have sent them an email informing them of the problem"...but never bothers to chase up if the problem has been fixed.The job is deemed complete by hitting enter or " Send" hence the term " Enter Management"
by phluck September 4, 2011

The combining of a manager and an engineering to create a freak of nature that bypasses bureaucracy with the end goal of actually getting work done.
by Barrelcaster June 27, 2016

by Milf manager March 1, 2019

Now that boomers are becoming elderly, we now find ourselves having to manage them, their needs, and sometimes their behavior. Some Boomers have less tendency towards mental health treatment and self-analysis than younger generations and put that on us. Some also complain about "how bad they had it" despite a much better cost of living and largely being able to buy houses in their 20's.
Wow the boomer management of my mom has gone way up lately, since yelled at the nurse and she's beefing with my aunt.
by TheVelourFogg November 30, 2024

me: im bored
me: *searches dictionary manager*
me: ok ill make a definition for it
the definition: you're reading it right now
me: *searches dictionary manager*
me: ok ill make a definition for it
the definition: you're reading it right now
by Orrinpants November 1, 2021
