Lizard King

the nickname of JIM MORRISON of The Doors, a band from the 60's. Jim died in either the late 60's or early early 70's from a drug overdose

Jim morrison "The Lizard King" was a god among men

by Pokemonfreak1231 December 12, 2004

Magic Lizard

You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.

-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!

-I want you to be my magic lizard!

by Statutory Ape May 26, 2008

Lizard Cheese

The stuff that sticks to your feet and in between your toes after removing your socks.

Jeff just took off his socks and got lizard cheese all over the floor.

by Tim the Boss DJ April 24, 2008

a lizards breath

Another name for the name Elizabeth.

Hey whats up 'A Lizards Breath'.

by joZepi October 18, 2006

Lot Lizard

A disgusting woman who chain smokes, and does crack or meth. That sells her disease infested body to truckers at truck stops and other areas of congregation for truck drivers.

A high woman, or lot lizard at a truck stop offering services for cash.

by Jsmith1020 November 14, 2012

Turners Lizard Zombie

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.

Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."

by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009

squeeze the lizard

Used to describe a males need to take a leak or eurinate

Hold on a moment ladies, I need to squeeze the Lizard

by Steve Baird February 19, 2007