jon lee

"Jon Lee" can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, or interjection and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence ("jon lee the joning leejons."). Moreover, it is one of the only words in the English language which could be applied in the middle of a word (e.g. "Am I sexy? Absojonlee!") It hence has unlimited metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be jon lee'd" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g. "I got jonlee'd by a scam artist"), or conversely, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a jonlee" or "a leejon" may describe a contemptible person. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to leejon may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including jon my lee, jon it up, and leejon with. In less explicit usages, jonlee or leejon with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a jonternougat", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little value. In "what the leejons", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is jon'd in the lee" may be said.

All credit goes to (natejont) for the creation of this word.
This and the definition above by mhuang2286 are both correct.

Remember, jon lee is always changing and evolving. Tomorrow, it may be something different, but it's roots are still in jon lee. Here, many examples are used to convey some meaning to this leejon. However, the most important rule of use of the jon lee in everyday life is that jon lee and all it's variations can mean anything. Don't assume that it means something negative or derogatory, it could be anything.

(noun). Look at that jon lee overthere man!

(verb). I'm going to jon lee you up the butt.

(adj.). That cookie is so jon lee'd man.

(all). I'm gonna use my jon lee to jon lee you up the butt in a jon lee fashion.

(casual). Jon lee man!! Jon lee!

anything.

by natejont February 24, 2010

Bruce Lee

In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:

"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."

...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.

Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"

Response: "Get a life, nerd."

by Charles B. Lee-Norris. January 6, 2008

Joshua Lee

NOUN
I. A person within whom resides the power to do away with all who oppose his will. Because he's just that awesome. Really.


ADJECTIVE
I. Better than you.
II. Slang: awesome.

oommgg eye W1SH i cUd b jst lIk3 j0sh!!1one!1!!

by Joshua Lee September 26, 2004

Emma Lee

The cooler, more sophisticated version of the name "Emily", as double names are becoming more popular. It also gets the parents out of picking a real middle name.

"Yo, what's you're name?"
"Lee"
"That's your first name?"
"It's part of it. It's actually Emma Lee."

by starrlee February 26, 2009

Bandit Lee

the name of the daughter of lead vocalist of My Chemical Romance, Gerard Way, and basist of Mindless Self Indulgence, Lyn-z's child, born May 27, The news of this child has been spread by Mikey Way on the popuar site, known as Twitter

Whoa! Did you hear about Bandit Lee? Gerard's brother Mikey tweeted about her!

by MyChemicalAbbey June 1, 2009

oliver lee

a term used for a young male usually in his early teens who finds pleasure wearing pink thongs

Oh that silly little boy, the one who likes to wear pink thongs outside of dorm rooms, is such an oliver lee

by Blaubum November 16, 2006

Rock Lee

A character from a Japanese anime called Naruto which mainly uses Taijitsu(hand-to-hand combat) as his disposal. As a youngster, he was often discriminated by his lack of ninja skillz. With his strong determination and faith in Might Gai, a teacher ninja who admired Rock Lee, he destroys and kicks many asses with only Taijitsu and other various techniques as Drunken Boxing and opening "Chakra Gates", a technique where you unleash unlimited amounts of chakra to kick your opponent's ass. Rock Lee may not be favored by many girls, however, he is favored for his elite skillz as Taijitsu Specialist, Drunken Boxing, and his realistic resemblance and inspiration of Bruce Lee. There are only 3 major Rock Lee battles(Gaara vs. Rock Lee , Kimminaro vs. Rock Lee, Raiga vs. Rock Lee) but they are considered one of the most elite battles in the history of Naruto.

That haircut reminds me of Rock Lee.

Dude, Rock Lee kicks ass.

Not only is he cool, he is the only one that looks cute while fighting drunk.

Rock Lee pWnZ A11.

I will be like Rock Lee and kick your ass.

by The Jester of Terror September 30, 2007