Landon

A twig ridden, very narrow minded individual, also commonly referred to as a chode.

Wow look over there it’s a Landon!

by Stealyourmommy69 July 25, 2021

Landon

A girl with a fat ass and great personality she also real funny and cool

Person: Man Landon a fatty
Person: damn right

by Daddycumsss October 7, 2019

Landon k

A man that is charming, with a sense of humor that can make girls blush. But fucking sassy as shit and sometimes you wanna smack the shit out of.

Landon k is so cute

by Queersforlife October 7, 2023

Landon

Landon is a bitch ass nigger who will probably work at McDonalds one day because he broke as shit and gets no bitches, I bet whoever is reading this is named landon, you still owe my $50 nigger

Landon is a dumb ass nigga

by Noname308 October 13, 2022

Landon

Landon is an annoying mf he may stalk you (Follow you everywhere) he is also very emotional don’t ever date a Landon bc they are weird asf and ugly asf and they also talk a lot of shit and they are really bad at sports😬

Ew is that Landon he’s annoying

by Jaylzzze October 29, 2019

Landon

Landon is soooo ugly but, his bff Evelyn makes him sad bc she won't stop calling herself ugly, buthatic, and more and loves his friends and he definitely not athletic he cares for his friends a lot and trys his hardes to get his friends so smile and is very funny and messes with his friends by poking his friends in the neck He is really sweet sometimes and loves hanging out with his friends.

Girl 1 hey is that a landon yes he is really ugly

Girl 2 ik right he is thr ugliest boy

by Landon214 April 9, 2019

landon

a succulent handsome man who makes you gravitate towards him with every word

im dating landon

by chaoticddmgamer October 25, 2024