Fun Midget Land- A distant land full of stoned miniature people and magical unicorns that speak Spanish.
Phil- Dude have you ever been to a F.M.L.?
Bill- Na man but i hear its better than vegas!
Phil- You have no idea.
Bill- How do you get there?
Phil- You have to get past Rosetta Stoned.
Bill- Damn.
Phil- Real talk.
Bill- Na man but i hear its better than vegas!
Phil- You have no idea.
Bill- How do you get there?
Phil- You have to get past Rosetta Stoned.
Bill- Damn.
Phil- Real talk.
by Bad Applessssss September 23, 2012
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When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house
When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house
The T.F.T.L.: *passed out while walking from his bed to his XBox 3 steps away*
Me: *runs away* Man he's just T.F.T.L.
Me: *runs away* Man he's just T.F.T.L.
by Cb the Charley boo November 4, 2012
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Stands for Fuck My Like, a variation of the standard 'Fuck My Life'.
This happens when someone is one of the first people to 'Like' a Facebook status. When they go away a huge conversation happens as comments as the status. When they return, they find that their email inbox has been flooded with notifications from all the people who replied, having the recepient of such emails regret ever 'Liking' the status to begin with.
This happens when someone is one of the first people to 'Like' a Facebook status. When they go away a huge conversation happens as comments as the status. When they return, they find that their email inbox has been flooded with notifications from all the people who replied, having the recepient of such emails regret ever 'Liking' the status to begin with.
I noticed that Simon was going on a trip to Spain on Facebook so I clicked 'Like' then went to work. When I came back, there were like 70 emails in my inbox just from people replying and having a big converation. F.M.L..
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Get the F.I.L.T.H. mug.Today, I was helping my church clean up a park. I was given a sledgehammer and told to break up a concrete picnic table so we could haul it off. About half way through I swung the sledgehammer REALLY hard, completely missed the table, and hit myself in the shin. F.M.L.
Today, my mom wants me snowed in with her and she wont fkn stop talking and the powers off. F.M.L.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he couldn't kiss me because i would fall for him. i think it was meant to be deep, but i started laughing hysterically. not only did i lock that text for when i need to have a good laugh, i also like him a little less now. F.M.L.
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. F.M.L.
Today, my mom wants me snowed in with her and she wont fkn stop talking and the powers off. F.M.L.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he couldn't kiss me because i would fall for him. i think it was meant to be deep, but i started laughing hysterically. not only did i lock that text for when i need to have a good laugh, i also like him a little less now. F.M.L.
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. F.M.L.
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"Don't go from f to l for anyone."
"Don't go from f to l for anyone."
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