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Kate beckinsale

See sex object (media headlines seem to always have her featured with something to do with sex)

Ended her relationship to Michael Sheen to start a relationship with Len Wisemen. He just so happens to be the director of the Underworld where Sheen and Beckinsale starred as mortal enemies.

Has strong stances against plastic surgery and promiscuity but probably very easy to manipulate.
Kate Beckinsale:
If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!-IMDB Trivia Section

The secret to keeping a marriage alive is lots of sex.

Says that Bruce Willis is starving her of sex with Wisemen being away so much for Live Free or Die Hard.
by Zaufu August 3, 2007
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Kate Middleton

Aka Duchess of Cambridge. She is the beautiful, stylish wife of Prince William and his three adorable children.
Every single time Kate Middleton wears something, it immediately sells out in every single country.
by Mylameusername February 20, 2022
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kate moss

One of the ugliest models to ever grace the fashion industry. Kate Moss's coke use was her way of forgetting how ugly she actually was, and hoped no one would blow the whistle on her hideousness which would force her to return all the money she made. Honestly, how the fuck does anyone think this girl is anything special? Everyone in this world is so gay. You could throw feces on the anorexic bitch and the "upper-echelon" goons of our society call it the latest fashion trend and then praise the model, even though she wasn't the one who decided she was literally gonna get shit on in the first place. As silly as that sounds, it's a direct parallel to what actually occurs. What a great society.
Mike: Have you ever noticed that paid models are never really that hot?
Matt: Yea, it's always the mediocre-looking ones who quickly take the job offers because it makes their justified low self-esteem unjustifiably higher...like Kate Moss, who now thinks she's better than everyone.
Mike: Agreed. I'm gonna go masturbate to the girl next door, she's way hotter and doesn't have an undeserved inflated ego.
by paparazzi July 16, 2006
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mary-kate

While I was sitting on my couch, I ate a 3 day-old moldy hot dog and immediately mary-kated all over the coffee table.
by Justin Koehler February 16, 2005
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kate kelly'd

Verb. To be kicked out of a religion after 1. lying repeatedly about believing in it 2. protesting a church meeting and calling the media to cover it 3. calling religious leaders cowards 4. calling the women in your religion ignorant and silly to outsiders 5. emailing the New York Times and writing an op-ed in the Guardian about your excommunication, then whining that nobody kept it private 6. having a terrible haircut
I wanted to get myself Kate Kelly'd, but couldn't get enough media coverage to gain a following.
by zulilymerrell July 2, 2014
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parker kate

The most beautiful, talented, short, gorgeous, special, poopy girl in the land. She is most likely a 10 year old who wears unicorn pajamas. Or a elderly man with shingles. Your pick, that's your chiz.
Oh, she's a Parker Kate? What a beautiful psycho.
by Allurdreamsyoucantachieve January 7, 2017
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granny kate

one of the coolest people in the world
by dimmy mac doodle July 24, 2008
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