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Adam Johnson

The act of smoking so much weed and snorting so much pills that you dont know where you are for over 5 months straight.
Ive been on some adam johnson shit lately
by Will querfeld June 18, 2011
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Oliver Johnson

Oliver is cute and gets all the boys and girls
by Ford fetus September 24, 2021
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peter johnson

“hi. peter johnson is it?”

shut the fuck up mr. d”
by iliketoread June 20, 2021
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dalton johnson

When you accidentally get your girlfriend pregnant
Guy 1: dude I just pulled a dalton Johnson

Guy 2: dude that’s fucked up
by Block23 January 24, 2018
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Zac Johnson

A retard who is a selfish little bitch. He will lick ur balls and suck ur cock so dont go out with him as he has no friends and has been expelled and suspended from his high school after his dumb and attention-seeking actions.
"I'm Zac Johnson and i am a cumbag retard"
by urpeen5inchesmine7inches June 20, 2019
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Gone Johnson

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that has exited your life.

Also used to describe a person that has become insane or has consumed a large quantity of drugs.
"Hey, Trav... I heard your gf ghosted you"

"Yeah, she's gone johnson"

"Did you hear about Tim? He went off the deep end and now he's gone johnson"

"Dude, I cant find that screwdriver anywhere, its gone johnson!"

"Bro you better not drink that OJ with those shrooms or your gonna be gone johnson"
by Trav.man November 22, 2020
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Teabλg Johnson

Teabλg Johnson is god himself.
by zwreida May 11, 2018
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