Joel

lit nigga

Ayee wuzguud Joel

by chickenmcshiz November 21, 2023

Joel

He’s an absolute fruity don and if not careful will clap your mums left clit till soggy. If you don’t use your words carefully around him he will grab your knob and tie it into a knot

:bully”hey Joel give me your sperm you jumbo sized mug” :Joel”who the fuck do you think your talking to”. :Joel”*ties knob into the shape of a giraffe

by Bobs a dollop November 23, 2021

Joel

A self harming depressed bitch, who doesn’t have a life, who doesn’t have a girlfriend and can’t get one, even if he does get on the relationship isn’t gonna last, sometimes dreams about jumping off a balcony, somehow makes matters worse rather than make them better

Person 1: “someone is trying to kill themselves do something!”
Person 2: “is it Joel?”
Person 1: “yes”
Person 2: “why am I not surprised”

by Simp.16 November 21, 2021

Joel

A Joel has a mandingo and are tall.

Omg look at his d1ck. He's name surely must be Joel.

by Mandingo111 May 13, 2020

Joel

The greatest drug lord you will ever find in the whole of Latin America, fuck Pablo Escobar, joel was the don. He was the one who guided Pablo Escobar to become the greatest drug lord in the world. “Money power women drugs” was Joel’s motto for a successful career.

Mum who is that?
‘Shush, it’s Joel your worst fuckin nightmare’

by Lakesidesmsm November 23, 2021

Joel

He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.

Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc

"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"

by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024

Joel

The act of waking up when the rest of your classmates are just about to go home from school.

Oh no, I did a Joel again.

by Qrille December 4, 2020