slim jim

A sexual act in which one shoves a slim jim entirely up one's ass, then squeezes it out. The other person then does the same thing, then the two eat the stick of beef until they passionately makeout.

Me and some random ate a slim jim last night.

by crundle_fairy October 21, 2010

jim jam

Code-word euphemism for semen. Combination of "jim" (black slang for "penis") and jam (obvious implication). Often used in polite conversation to add a subtle, humorous sexual reference to a sexual act.

"Frank might be a bit late for dinner. He had to change his pants since he spilled some jim jam on them."

by Frank Klaune March 7, 2004

Jim The Janitor

Weed

Let's go smoke some Jim The Janitor behind the bleachers

by Jim The Janitor December 7, 2012

Jim's mowing

The No 1 service that not only does mowing, but electrical, cleaning, antennas, and other shit.

The power's gone out, and the lawn needs mowing. I better call Jim's mowing!

by MrH.F.M.T November 18, 2018

Jim Billy

A term in the South used as a synonym for marijuana.

Bro can you can pass me the Jim Billy?

I just rolled you a Jim Billy.

by Slanggmaker August 20, 2020

jim tonic

A Jim tonic is the type of guy to hang around the woodies parking lot, mid afternoon with a liter bottle of vodka in one hand and a bent joint in the other. Jim tonics spend their nights preaching the word of the lord to ket goblins in back alleys. Their favorite pastimes include customizing crocs and talking about how stoned they are. Jim tonics show no emotion towards any man woman or child except for their pet dogs.

My friend James is a real Jim tonic, I saw him handing out rollies to children behind lidl the other morning.

by Scuddfromdahood July 18, 2019

Phlegm-Jim

Looch log, lung oyster, mucus doocus, lung butter, humor tumor, snot rocket, lung chunks, yellow snout trout, throat scrote sauce

Damn man! Looks like you’re about to puke up a lung and a half judging by the size of that phlegm-jim you just hacked up...

by Phan Tum Logger March 4, 2019