jakes

the police

those mutha fukin jakes tried to hastle me up!

by mr. jackoff May 13, 2009

jake

To brandish a liquor bottle as a weapon and to smash said bottle against the back of someone's head in a violent act.

I cannot beleive he jake'd that guy!
I know, I heard he is in a coma.

by Carlos De Santa Anna May 22, 2005

jake

this word is a Cleveland slang from back in the 80's meaning corny , wack , lame ,or weak

"man those rhymes were jake" "he got spinner hubcaps on his car the that shit looks jake"

by mr. dre August 21, 2006

jake

a fun nice guy who is darn funny and knows alot of useful things and is very good looking. he DOES not eff goats and or any other animal.

wow, he is a jake...not a kade.

by jadeliciousdamn April 03, 2009

Jakely

Unbelievable, irrational, and insane. See ludicrous.

Whoa, that's a Jakely amount of money you've got there! You must be loaded! -- Dude, you just destroyed an entire city in the name of the Muppets. What a Jakely thing to do.

by BooJoh August 06, 2004

Jaked

To try to insult someone but accidentally back yourself into an easy target of opportunity for insult and to do so repeatedly.

He jaked himself over and over again.

by slavefortheman1980 March 21, 2016

jaked

to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.

hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi

by J-bowz June 09, 2006