Jaden

the best guy ever!!! If your name is jaden ur the luckiest. And the luckiest girl too to date a jaden, but u better watch out.. he’s the thickest too. u better watch out to date a sexy mn like jaden, he has the nice thiccccy

oh man wow I can’t believe I have a jaden as my bf..
Also jealous he’s thicker than me

by Hehehehehehehehehehhee11 November 23, 2021

Jaden Loring

A very awesome dude, with a huge snake, he's good with kids and is the perfect dude to hangout with

Jaden Loring has a big snake and is good with kids!

by Jaden Ls mom June 6, 2023

Jaden Gray

When a person is so large in mass that it's incomprehensible.

"Dude, you're so fat you look like Jaden Gray!"

by fraconym June 24, 2023

Jaden Bokkies

Jaden Bokkies is a professional brawlstars player/ thrower. He queues with famous player Top Chilli who hard carries him in every damn match. Bokkies also has a very small pp and is very insecure because of his condition. He talks like an npc robot and only says a very popular phrase “you go girl”. Also Bokkies loves to queue valorant when not professionally playing brawlstars with The frangos and the amerault. (He likes to throw). He also throws in rocket league in his spare time with pro player SavDude

Jaden is throwing my comp game.
Jaden stop throwing my rank up.
Jaden Bokkies in this context is being used as a noun/ object

by The airnover March 14, 2023

That Jaden Cut

When You got the receding hairline of a 50 yr old person who works the night shift

Damn that dude Enix got that jaden cut

by Himology July 3, 2024

Jaden

An enderman with social anxiety and adhd. Jaden's have a skill to teleport behind peoples backs and ask the most random questions, as well as turning completely invisible at night. They are also professional at denying crushes on 5 foot 5 girls who have a nose size of fucking gru himself. Jaden's can be commonly found anywhere with fried chicken and can sometimes be spotted at fitness first attempting to bench 30kg. If in school Jaden's can be seen carrying 10 pens, 2 pencils, an eraser and random piece of paper all in their pockets, as well as trying to trash talk others into attempting math extension 2.

Oh yea, I saw Jaden. He was next to that hut over there.

"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.

Jaden: "Kids, hold on. The opps are back!"

by officeframe August 15, 2024

Jaden

An enderman with social anxiety and adhd. Jaden's have a skill to teleport behind peoples backs and ask the most random questions, as well as turning completely invisible at night. They are also professional at denying crushes on 5 foot 5 girls who have a nose size of fucking gru himself. Jaden's can be commonly found anywhere with fried chicken and can sometimes be spotted at fitness first attempting to bench 30kg. If in school Jaden's can be seen carrying 10 pens, 2 pencils, an eraser and random piece of paper all in their pockets, as well as trying to trash talk others into attempting math extension 2.

Oh yea, I saw Jaden. He was next to that hut over there.

"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.

Jaden: "Kids, hold on. The opps are back!"

by officeframe August 15, 2024