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jose campos

a very very short,ugly,fat,and lazy mexican that has a lil penis with giant girl boobs and has doggy nuts and will probly end up with a guy becuz he is so ugly his own mother doesn't like to look at him.he also looks like the grinch.
i seen a jose campos and i had to go to the doctor becouse my vison was going away.
by david tovar September 16, 2010
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Joep

Probably the funniest guy you will ever meet!

Also really caring and helpful.
If you're still not convinced you are not worth the most awesome guy called Joep anyway!
I just met the most caring and funny guy i've ever met! His name is Joep!
by Adeez- May 21, 2019
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Jose

A Jose is a strong, positive, lovable, big dick daddy, smart and mature. He is someone that you could never get again if you lost him. He can be trouble sometimes or inappropriate but you could never stay angry with him because you know he's the best thing to happen to you. He is loved by everyone all the girls will fall head over heels for him. A Jose has a big penis and is a true man in the bed and if you let him play ruff in the bed people will be asking you what happened to you because he'll put you in a wheelchair if you let him play ruff hes hard to get you regret everthing if you don't shine when your meet a Jose. A jose is sexual and will make it something you'll never forget .It is a spanishname and most people that can't spell it in Spanish spell it this way Hozay. Don't ever take a Jose for granted.
All girls:"OMG is that Jose"
Girl:"Back of he's mine"
Jose:"place nice girls there's enough of me for all of you"
by 123bat March 28, 2019
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Joseline

She’s cute even though she think she not, can’t be fooled around with, nobody mess with her, she’s nice and mean she’s funny and be doing some weird stuff always dancing and singing, lazy as hell always watching Netflix...she likes to hang out with boys rather than girls and she’s loyal and determined
Omgg joseline is so cute
by Hellacrazychild April 16, 2019
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Jose

Guy with a bigger dick than Matthew and Preston
Jose has a bigger dick than everyone
by Prestonkys October 13, 2018
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no way Jose

one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.
when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"
by 000CAta April 9, 2017
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Joseph Fafinski

the absolute best NBA writer on bleacherreport.com, if you ever need reassurance that sports journalism is still alive, read Joseph's articles.
Will: dude did you see Joseph Fafinski's post today?

Brendan: of course man, it was incredible as usual! He knows basketball.
by William Abbotts May 9, 2011
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