Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.
Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018
Get the Paper Jockeymug. by DasRip May 26, 2013
Get the Syrup Jockeymug. The process of someone pouring either vodka or a highly flammable liquid onto a man's erect penis, setting it on fire and hopping on top inserting the cock into either the vagina of anus, to put out the fire by riding it.
by Insan3Chi1d September 19, 2016
Get the hot jockeymug. The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.
My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.
I can't believe it's not jockey butter!
I can't believe it's not jockey butter!
by gooty2 January 22, 2010
Get the jockey buttermug. by Wanye March 29, 2015
Get the Flask Jockeymug. by B2274 January 3, 2008
Get the gavel jockeymug. A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.
John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!
by BaJinxy September 30, 2007
Get the Cum jockeymug.