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Camel Jockey

Adjective: One who fornicates with camels, One who prefers travelling on camels, One who has oral sex with Camel(s)
Wow, your friend is a real Camel Jockey
by FatMilkTits March 11, 2019
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click jockey

to bid competitively on user engagements with digital advertisements, can be used as both a noun and verb
Google makes all of its money from companies click jockeying to sell patterned shirts
Greg is a click jockey at a car insurance company, managing their digital marketing efforts
by danxyboi March 12, 2019
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Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!
by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018
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cock jockey

A person that sucks cock like it's an Olympic sport. Often found in the locker rooms naked and slapping other men's asses with towels. Sucks for free but if you pay they might let you ram them.
Ryan: I like that guy, he seems like a cock jockey.
Alex: Stop that, you gay cunt.
by a real gay cuntuhhh June 7, 2018
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Lane Jockey

A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.
Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!
by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022
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Floppy Jockey

When a guy inserts his pp into a girl, unerect
Thomas performed a floppy jockey on Samantha
by UrNansGotSkidders55 January 15, 2022
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Cum jockey

A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.
John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!
by BaJinxy September 30, 2007
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