Jack/Jane was labeled a Kankle Jockey for having had repeated intercourse with overweight men/women.
by ANA333 July 21, 2014
Get the Kankle Jockey mug.One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.
by taintmonster January 1, 2012
Get the Crank Jockey mug.Someone who has no clue how to used a readable map for directions. So they must constantly rely on using an electronic GPS but still they manage to get lost!
Stupid idiot doesn't know where he's going even though we've got the address he has no direction bloody GPS jockey!
by Fire4FX October 15, 2011
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Get the sausage jockey mug.A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.
by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022
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Get the Floppy Jockey mug.A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.
John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!
by BaJinxy September 30, 2007
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