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Dead Inside

Jim: "What's up?"
Rob: "I am dead inside."
Jim: "Aren't we all!"
by Rippled Chips October 7, 2018
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on the inside

An emo suffix. Often refers to emotions, or the lack of emotions showing on the outside.
1. That makes me happy on the inside.
2. I'm bleeding on the inside.
by ritta mcfanfare December 22, 2008
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9/11 inside job?

"9/11 was an inside job" is a phrase that rose in popularity on forums and websites in the years following 9/11. Most of the talking points come from a small hand full of video "documentaries" such as "Loose Change" that circulate around the internet. Along with Moon Hoax conspiracies, super secret dominating new world order conspiracies, and JFK conspiracies, it supports itself on a set of lies, distortions, myths, and debunked crap.

People who believe it was an inside job call themselves "truthers." Yeah, that's right, "truthers." The worst thing you can do is get sucked into an argument with one of these "truthers." The are impervious to logic and devoid of intellect. And even if you manage to cure one of their misbelief, five more will spring up the next day. While at first glance it might seem like these "truthers" are mostly liberals or democrats, it seems they include a large number of conservatives or republicans as well. The liberal population is mostly kids who will grow out of it at some point, but the right wing population is usually middle aged loonies suffering from some kind of extreme paranoia illness.

Observe the post by Krystem above. This kid brought up 5 regurgitated talking points that have been repeated ad nausea over the years. And the answers have always been patiently explained to them. They haven't gotten it yet, and they probably won't get it ever.

The bulk of conspiracy arguments work like this: "X is impossible for me to understand therefore there is a conspiracy." Perhaps the favorite claim by conspiracy nuts is: "Jet fuel burns at a temperature not hot enough to melt steal therefore there is a conspiracy" Don't bother trying to tell them the difference between temperature and heat, or that the fires burned many things besides jet fuel. In the end, the buildings collapsed not because of melting steal anyway. The buildings collapsed because the fire weakened, not melted, the steal. Under extreme heat, beams warp, bend, buckle under load, and joints and bolts become stressed. It doesn't have to be hot enough to melt the steal. It only has to be hot enough to weaken the structure enough that it can't support itself.
9/11 inside job? Forums on the 'net are crawling with twats who think so
by Inaxarta January 15, 2008
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inside out oreo

A person who is white on the outside, and is black in the inside. also known as a gangster wanabee.
Who ever likes 50cent is a inside out oreo.

Shut the fuck up u inside out oreo u aint shit
by Yadadamean July 27, 2006
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Inside Joke

A joke that's formed by two or more people. Normally it's just an excuse to laugh because those two or more people have little to no comedic value and they're probably the unfunny friend in a group who always tells jokes. Try to explain what an inside joke literally is and you'll find out you can't.

"Feathers on the bird"
"Ahahaha"
"What?"
"Feathers on a train xD"
"Yeah shut up"
Inside jokes are almost as annoying as little preppy girls spouting Jonas bros are sexy, I don't find any of them ever funny, I never have made one up, and people who do should be shot. (Might be extreme but it really is grueling)
"Dude you have any inside jokes?"
"Yeah, one day me and my friend were at a lake and the lake exploded for no reason, now we always laugh whenever someone says 'random'"
"Why?"
"Because the lake explosion was so random hahaha"
"Yeah that doesn't make any sense. If it was funny to start then fine ok, but just the general term of random isn't funny, and a lake exploding isn't funny."
"Well it's an inside joke"
EXACTLY
by InsideJokeHater August 1, 2009
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inside quotes

Similar to an inside joke, an inside quote is a quote indigenous to the Facebook quote section. These quotes generally are annoying and retarded to people outside of the circle of friends of that person and usually are only funny to that person, even after they are explained to the reader.
"Dude, that chick had way too many inside quotes. She must be fucking retarded."
by ssssssssssssack November 2, 2008
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Inside the Park-er

to take a detour through the park to get head on a secluded bench
guy 1: she gives good head
guy 2: yeah, but it was better Inside the Park-er
guy 1: oh crap that might be blowjob by proxy
by toolie April 16, 2012
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