by Softredvelvetcream August 22, 2017
Get the share introductions with mug.A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream
Selective lactose intolerance
Selective lactose intolerance
Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
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Susie is an obligate introvert; instead of following a proper public school education, due to a myriad of sensible reasons, she learns shit at home using Acellus, Wikipedia, her parents' biased political opinions, reality shows, and homeschool textbooks. The downside or "opportunity cost" of this is that she is unable to make friends face-to-face at school. She instead meets them mostly on the internet...
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