six-inch hollow dong

1. Plastic or silicone extension that slips over top of an undesired penis. (The natural penis is not desired because of its small size.)
Tessa: "Your penis is pretty, but it is too short. It is not getting the job done."

Sam: "I sure wish I had a bigger wiener."

Tessa: "Here. Put this six-inch hollow dong on!"
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Nine Inch Nails

A: Marijuana is usually smoked as a cigarette (called a joint or a nail) or in a pipe or a bong.

If marijuana is a nail... then
"I sure wish I had a few Nine Inch Nails," says Stoner 1.
"I think you have a few nine ince tails," said Stoner 2.
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20 inch blades

20 inch blades usually means balla or whatever, but here is an alternative.

Horse-hung, unshaven(blades), gay male, sexually oriented human beings.
Ball slapper, cum guzzler, 20 inch blades, swallows..

Sammy - My god Rodney, your 20 inch blades have GOT to go~!

Rodney - Well fine mister, I'll go do it right now.
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5 inch punisher

A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.
Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"
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42 inches of fun

a joke amanda wife, erik best friend, and tabby me made up(:
and it means have fun with 42 inches <- -if you know what i mean
oh wow i love 42 inches of fun in my pants(:
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Seven Inch Lionel Train

When spoken, you emphasize the start of 'Lionel' so it sounds like 'lying'. It's when a guy lies to a virgin, saying he only packs 6 or 7 inches, when he is really packing a footlong.
Cindy believed Roger and thought he was average sized, she wound up getting a Seven Inch Lionel Train.
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five inch forehead man

A man with a really huge forehead. Usually ranging in dstance between the nose and hairline from 4.5 to 5.5 inches or so.

One may find it apporpiate to call his buddy 'your five inch foreheadedness'
look at the head on this dude.

Oh i know him. thats five inch forehead man.
by parrowman1 August 1, 2010
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