stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016

rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.

Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.

by Mr. Spaztastic March 1, 2022

Gamer Taint

When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank

Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.

by GamerTaint February 19, 2021

Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.

My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!

by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019

Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.

"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."

by lmperfect February 12, 2022

taint bath

When you blow a wet close raspberry on a taint so your tongue just barely touches for a wax on wax off cleaning. Then once you feel its clean you blow on it to send cold chills up the taint owners back as you air dry it.

My girls taint is sooooo fresh and clean. I gave her a taint bath she will never forget.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

taint luggage

A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish

I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.

by Sir Pipe Fitter January 9, 2012