Desert 10

A girl who is normally considered ugly, but is now considered hot because of the fact that you’re in an environment where few women are present (such as the desert or boot camp). The 10 part refers to the hotness scale (10 being the hottest, 1 being the ugliest).

All of the girls that are normally 1’s and 2’s become 9’s and 10’s in the desert.

Better soak it up while you can desert 10, because once we get to the states, you’re back to 2 status.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

Desert Dipper

When one dips their ball sack in sand before performing a classic teabag

“Russ was being such a dick last night before passing out, Brian was totally justified giving him a desert dipper from the sand trap on the 16th hole

by Sandyballs47 June 3, 2024

desert caravan

1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.

2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.

3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!

1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"

Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"

Guy1: "Soft"

Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"

2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"

Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"

Guy1: "Already engaged"

Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"

Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"

Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"

Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"

by mooroobool November 13, 2013

ecological food desert

whereas just "food desert" is currently considered (more from public health perspective) as places where the local populations do not have (convenient) access to affordable, healthy food, this more wholistic concept is a less human-centric understanding that implies both, a low, non-proportionate amount of food grown, and dependency on (usually both environmentally unsustainable and imbalanced fossil fuel energies and farm land stewardship) less-/unnatural imports of food from "non-renewable" or less lively (e.g. degraded/depleted top soils and watersheds) source farms

After being affected by the spirit of "deep ecology", I had a fresher awareness of the ironic, or at least unnatural, situation of how the grocery stores, markets, restaurants, etc. made it appear like there's an abundance of food, but our less- or unhealthy human-built environment that had me dependent on unsustainable, imbalanced energies (like fossil fuels and their corresponding implements) actually was an ecological food desert.

by kikibo22 July 12, 2019

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

"Omg she had the worst desert hamburger."

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

Deserter

Someone who abandons others, or something that needs to get done.

You are right about me, I'm a little punk deserter faggot. You know what you're talking about, so what makes you spend so much time in your shell if you are right so much of the time?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Desert Mouth

1) When one has a severe lack of water

2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character

Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea

1) “Man I need a drink, I feel like I have desert mouth...”

2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately”

by ThaLordTachanka August 2, 2021