rest area vs. arrest area

Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.

One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

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area 51

area 51, is a place where the government is trying to get you to go. To kill 1,000000, people because of over population ( it makes sense dont it now?)

risky person: "wanna go to area 51?"
you: "no i saw this thing that says aliens are there"
risky person: *raises one eyebrow*

by hazelbazzle July 18, 2019

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area 0

the middle of paldea

area 0 is in the middle of paldea

by Thegamers1222 March 19, 2023

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Area 51

Where the US military be hidding all dem spacey bois like E•T and Michael Jackson.

800K people are going to raid on September 20th

Me: are you coming to raid Area 51 on September 20th

Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20

Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.

Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20

by Graysondolansbitch July 22, 2019

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