can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

by hackb October 29, 2024

can I make a word in the urban dictionary

yes you can

can I make a word in the urban dictionary yes you can

by Julian D is best ™ January 27, 2023

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

I can host

A casual sex term. In full detail, it means that you have a house that that nobody else lives in so it can be used for casual sex.

Hey, can you host?
Yeah, I can host. what day?

by Dcharliefox March 1, 2024

Can I have a go?

Can I try?
Can I give it a try?
Can I take a turn?

That game looks fun! Can I have a go?

by KungPaulChicken September 17, 2021

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025