I have no gyatts!

I have no butts!

Please don't leave, I have no gyatts!

by sakareri April 7, 2024

oni-chan i have a dih🥀🥀🥀

a popular song with upcoming fame with the original audio coming from an anime, used by many to disrupt a class

ex) yo have you listened to oni-chan i have a dih🥀🥀🥀?
ex) my favorite song is oni-chan i have a dih🥀🥀🥀.

by 606666060606060 March 31, 2025

I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.

How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.

by NonNative March 17, 2019

I have Shabnam

An substitute for I have insert illegal disease or drug here.

oh no, i have Shabnam
Let’s get you to the hospital

by thecharacterwannie April 13, 2023

I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants

Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021

I won't have to

Yeah.

Hym "I won't have to."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Would Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Would Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Would Have Sworn I Said Something<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025