Howard

The name of the duck that stood between the alien invasion and Earyh.

Aliens- That's all they got is it? A duck named Howard, a geek, and a weirdo, they're fucked! We will unleash a part of hell and all of darkness on them by making a movie about this.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

John Howard

The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.

Guy 1: I voted for John Howard
Guy 2: Calls police to remove the crazy psycopath from the streets.

by Among us nft April 20, 2022

howard kim

There is no definition. He can not be defined.

Dude #1: Dude why did you make a urban dictionary definition for me?
Dude #2: I just felt like it.
Dude #1: Wow you just pulled a howard kim.

by mrtunaguy December 14, 2013

Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.

Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024

amelie howard

gourgeous, perfect, young woman who doesn’t see how amazing she truly is

do you know amelie howard, yeah can i get her phone number??? she’s the most beautiful person i’ve seen in my life!

by lovelybird May 12, 2019

Howard

Referring to an exemplary individual. A person who demonstrates model or ideal behavior. Derived from the debut single of American singer-songwriter Montell Jordan; "This is How we do it" and the associated meme of individual "Howie Dewitt".

"You are so Howard"; "You've Howard-it"; "Way to Howard"

by anonymous February 2, 2024

Howard Green

When you chunder into two wetherspoon's gin glass and end up getting your friends kicked out

chundered into a gin glass last night didn't I, absolute Howard Green

by howardgreen1972 March 19, 2020