Guiding the sleigh

to, during a threesome or more, taking the penis from the front while the other stake it from the side

"Lenna, this night. . . you are guiding the sleigh."

"Oh yes, I will, John," says Lenna, with a happy tone.

by Kitty UWU's December 5, 2019

Guido sauce

An Italian mans happy juice

“His Guido sauce went all over the carpet”

by Monkeyparty45 April 14, 2020

guido

mexican

hes a guido

by Davor235 November 3, 2020

Guidathio

an ex-olympic swimmer, who is now living on a farm

ahh, Guidathio was such a good swimmer in his day.

by blue battle-axe April 14, 2021

Guido

Some dude from New Jersey in his mid 30s that tries to act cool. he Spends 45 minutes in the bathroom everyday trying to style his hair instead of spending time with his wife. He also is a Giant pussy and can't take anything as a joke. He comes home everyday complaing to his wife everyday for stupid shit.

man Guido is such a soft stupid ass!

by LmaoTendencies123617 May 24, 2021

Guido

A ‘Guido’, also known as ‘Guidoing’ or ‘guido’d’, is the act of stating information within a group chat when said information was previously posted by another member.

BG: Damn did you guys see that picture of my dads micro pp?
SK: I posted it yesterday after I took the picture
BG: Damn I just Guido’d so hard.

by (b)S.G.O.Z(g) December 21, 2021

randall guide to slaying

The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl

S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck

*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*

"That Randall Guide to Slaying is money for picking up chicks"

by 4044life2 February 2, 2014