Gooch kick

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch

i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.

by JJ January 11, 2004

Man Gooch

Skin that joins a Males "Darth Vader" to his "stem"

"she split my man gooch, What a Bitch"

by stephen cooper May 5, 2004

Gooch Boobs

when a person is so fat, it causes the edges of their gooch to bunch up and hang down forming titties on their gooch, almost like a pair of meat curtins, but on the gooch

ninja: dude that chick was fatter than hell

folgers: yeah and i think i saw her gooch boobs

ninja and folgers: word.........

by Dinospumonie May 13, 2009

Gooch leather

A soft, smooth, flexible, leather that is pleasant to the touch.

Alex's headphones have gooch leather on them

by Alexander Spengler January 22, 2008

Gooche Spike

When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia

Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts

His Friend: hey man whats wrong

G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike

by Alaskanhybrid October 20, 2009

Gooch Football

Clearing or hoofing the ball upfield and then chasing it down. The epitome of English Football and about as far as you can get from Total Football. When the ball is punted upfield the stadium shouts HOOOOF and then you try and charge the ball down and bundle it over the line.

"I go and watch my son play Gooch football. If anyone gets the ball down and tries something and then loses the ball, the coach says 'do that again and you're off'." - Waddle

"Flair players are increasingly regarded as luxuries. Gooch football is about getting rid of the ball at the back and chasing it - physique rather than technique." - Waddle

"Hoof"

by Tamek Iller December 24, 2008

gooch laser

If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.

A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.

Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!

uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!

by betleyoun July 9, 2004