Gnome

A veteran weed grower

"That guy is a weed industry pro, hes a total gnome"

by greengoblen August 6, 2020

Gnoming

The act of popping up at someone's garden wall during coronavirus lock down to say 'hi'! Keeping correct social distance and obviously only when out exercising 😜

We went 'gnoming' at my sisters today

by Toffygirl April 18, 2020

Gnome

Millions wear the hat

I was out gnome hunting with the boys (we have autism)

by Gnome hunter April 28, 2023

GNOMED

Laying down in a garden bed and having sex

Have you been gnomed lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

gnome

It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!

Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."

by ChromicQuanta January 16, 2023

Gnome

Small people who live in gardens. Originated in the 2011 movie “Gnomeo and Juliet,” but got so popular they made them into real things.

Susan has so many gnomes in her garden, she’s so cool

by GnomeoStan23 January 14, 2021

Gnome Style

The sexual act in which a partner shoves a garden gnome in a partner's ass or vagina

Judy and I did it gnome style last night!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018