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Grundel Fist

A forward thrusting motion with a flat hand, usually into the the grundel, (otherwise known as gooch). A grundel fist does not result in homosexuality, as it is completely accepted by the bro code.
Hey Jake, bend over, you are about to get the good old grundel fist.
by ThatBoiKade August 6, 2012
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Gerinda

when all three of your wives (Gerry, Erin and Linda) serve you with divorce papers, you've been GERINDA....

when someone you love rips your heart out and you didn't see it coming....

Why are you Gerindering our family.....
shit, dude, you got Gerinda!

Geez, I can't deal with this day, I've got Gerindad....
by ewensa August 16, 2012
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grundle dungeon

(1) A nether region where no living organism should ever venture

(2) An office and/or lounge area underneath a lofted bed
After working out, my grundle dungeon is extra sweaty and grundlely.

John really pissed me off so I locked him in my grundle dungeon for the rest of the afternoon.
by DrGupta March 10, 2014
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grundle grail

OMG! Look at his ass. I feel like Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Grundle Grail.
by Sir Hanky November 19, 2013
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grundlesmoocher

A person who enjoys licking/kissing/sucking on gooches when eating out someone. Or if you're gay, sucking cock and then smoochin' some grundle while your parnters ballsack rests on your forehead. Or can be used as an insult to a polo wearing douchebag.
Man I just love smoochin' some grundle- random gay guy

Yo Mike, did you see Rob? He wears that stupid polo hat amd thinks his flows' sweet. Hes a fucking grundlesmoocher.
by Danny Buckets December 17, 2013
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GrundleBus

The preferred method of getting from point A to point B, provided that point A is the Asshole and point B is the Ballsack; most often used by homosexual males
Man 1: I plundered Mikes asshole yesterday, then I tickled his scrotum right after
Man 2: How'd you pull it off so fast?
Man 1: Easy, I used the GrundleBus
by The Captian May 5, 2015
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grundle blaster

The separate hair clipper that men of Middle Eastern, Southern or Eastern Eurpean descent own, keep and segregate apart from any and all other household hair cutting devices and tools for the sole and explicit purpose of trimming their grundle.
Hey Mufasa, have you seen my Grundle Blaster?
by Shark week! October 11, 2015
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