friend

- (n) a defense when someone asks if you like them

-a friendzoning weapon

Do you like Theresa?
Nah b, thas my friend

by thats facts b November 23, 2016

friends

Something I wish i had

I wish I had friends. :(

by trippingboi July 10, 2021

Friend

Someone who Doesn’t care about your life and beats you ass up

Person1: Hey wassup friend
Person2: don’t call me that
Person1: ok?

by 💀Grim_Reaper☠️ September 27, 2019

Friend

Something you don't have

Hey Gordon you have no friends. --McKinley Watson

by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017

Friends

A waist of time

My friends were a WAIST OF TIME.

by Lonely77 May 12, 2018

Friend

Something you'll never have.

You: Hey man fo you wanna be my friend
Everyone and Anything: Noooooooo

by Ulgalf Dankill October 9, 2020

friends

something that you don't have

you have no friends

by a somehow popular person July 11, 2017