Freshman Wall

When a group of stupid 14 year olds forget how to walk in the middle of the doorway or hallway and block you from proceeding.

"Hey, why did you throw me down the stairs?!"
"Sorry, you were creating a Freshman Wall"

by S1Xcait September 14, 2022

freshman flu

A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.

A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”

by That dude steve November 2, 2022

freshertow

Possibly dazed and confused a freshertow thinks a bag of dicks shall be an insult forever, rather than eaten in large quantities in a ginormous bag. Surface of bag is not specified, just the size.

Freshertow can eat a ginormous bag of dicks

Incorrect..Freshertow is a big bag of dicks.

by 6Anonamouse17 November 8, 2022

Freshtrating

A feeling of frustration that gets your ex when you hit a fresh start and start caring for yourself so you are a better version of yourself.

- I have a weird feeling of regret, after I left my ex he started taking care of himself and went to the gym, had a massive body transformation.
-yea honey that's freshtrating

by anonymous February 25, 2023

freshmanic

Thought (or discourse reflecting such thought) so vapid it does not even approximate sophomoric thought,

His essay didn't even demonstrate a level of thinking that could be considered sophormoric--freshmanic would be a more apt descriptor.

by Travelingmankc March 22, 2023

Freshman Skip Day

Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.

Friend 1: oh wait it’s skip day at school?

Friend 2: Yes, it’s freshman skip day!

by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023

freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school

“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆

by schooldays May 16, 2023