Stacy tried to have sex with Chang but he gave her the old "Floppy Chopstick", he was straight pushing rope.
by Capt.LongDong January 11, 2018
A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
by Bill Beef March 02, 2024
by Geta long July 17, 2023
Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.
by noirfra December 05, 2024
Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.
by Scoot the Boot January 08, 2016
by JonMay August 04, 2020
When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019