Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.

DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!

by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023

The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in

My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.

by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024

The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

FLOPPY LUKE

A Floppy Luke is when two men have the most glorious bloody dick to dick sex wile faded on fent and weed cart.

Yo did you see mohomad and hitler they were doing a crazy Floppy luke

by Workmaster7 February 7, 2024

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

by genemutant November 22, 2023

Floppy Pillow

When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on

John: I have a Floppy Pillow

Tom: Sucks to be you

by CreepyTheWise November 23, 2023

Floppy

The definition of slime

Slime is floppy

by y u looking at my name??? December 23, 2022