filet mignon

Treating yourself to a session of masturbation with a condom on, this way you barely have to clean up.

Once a week john treats himself to a filet mignon

by Nuchibuchi September 4, 2006

cream filled donut

You jerk off into your belly button and a chick takes the shot of jizz out with her tongue, much like licking the cream out of a donut

Dude, that bitch loves the cream filled donuts

by the_truth May 7, 2014

cushtypant filler

when your pants have just been filled with semen

i was walking down the street one dark evening and i had an erection and gave myself a cushtypant filler

by cushtypantfiller December 28, 2009

filleted

getting extremely fucked up/drunk/high. soaring the skies. living the dream.

pronounced "fill-ay'd"

past tense of "fillet"

dude i got so fucking filleted last night

by brian savage January 10, 2008

filled trou

Transitive verb. To fill (your) trousers.
When a person is scared or surprised to such an extent that involuntary and explosive defecation (aka shitting) takes place.

Dude, when I walked round the corner with that joint behind my ear and saw the police car, I totally filled trou.

by Major Brownwings March 1, 2011

diamond filled gold

when your so rich you walk into a store and drop this on the counter everyone looks at you and acknowledges you as the new owner of the company

Stan walked into wal-mart and dropped a diamond filled gold brick, and everyone gave him praise.

by Mr.GoldBricks November 30, 2011

filet mignon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The man was known for performing a "filet mignon".
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.

by BAD1983 February 16, 2008