faking in the lane

stop messing around, stalling, procrastinating and holding up the show when people are depending on you.

stop faking in the lane

by Lady HardDrive March 11, 2007

faking an injury

acting like you have an injury, usually in hope to miss a sport

Joe as faking an injury so he doesnt have to play football.

by Joe Bradley2013 October 7, 2009

Fairing

fair-ing (fairring)
Verb
1) act of attending an exhibition, usually competitive, of farm products, livestock, etc., often combined in the U.S. with entertainment and held annually by a county or state.

2) act of partying and drinking for a period of time at an outdoor event with friends and family.

3) attending an event with music, foods that come on a stick, and lots of beer.

Origin:
1300–50; Middle English feire < Anglo-French, Old French < Late Latin fēria religious festival, holiday ( Medieval Latin: market), in L only plural; akin to feast.

1200-15; West Allis feire < Stallis-Saxon>

We will be fairing for ten days straight.

Dan took off for the state fair and will be fairing.
If you are not fairing, you're failing.

by DJ Ginger aka Da Ginge August 31, 2013

The Fainted Goat

A sexual act of domination. The girl finds a guy with alot of facial hair, preferably a goatee or a beard and begins to have intercourse with him. The girl puts on a strap on and begins giving it to the guy, pulling his facial hair vigorously. When the guy is about to cum the girl pulls out some chloroform and sticks it up his butt. (Chloroform is a chemical that causes fainting) The guy will faint and fall over and if the timing is right he will cum all over himself. The girl gets up and walks off leaving the lifeless, messy, hairy man on his own. Estrogen domination.

Never expect a call back from a guy whom "The Fainted Goat" was performed on.

by goatee31 September 24, 2010

famine

Food.
(used as a complete opposite of its traditional defintion.)

I'm going to JADA's house tonight...she's making the boy some famine .

by JoDance November 9, 2004

Falin

A ugly girl that needs to fix her higene. Her teeth are yellow every day and she thinks all the guys like her

Don't hang around Falin her breath stinks.

by Josh2657 October 3, 2016

fagina full of aids

A fagina full of aids belongs to a person that has been infected with the aids virus. Once you get the aids virus you become a fagina full of aids. Also a fagina full of aids is a cup that represents a vagina and a strainer represents the condom. When cream is poored into the condom it falls into the glass too through the strainer causing the fagina to become full of aids.

FAGINA..FULL..OF AIDS..
You are a fagina full of aids.
WTF OMG A FAGINA FULL OF AIDS WTF?!
"Do you want a fagina full of AIDS?!?!"
"No?"
"Then don't use a condom :@"

by funeral wolf May 4, 2009