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England

England is a city.
by Zakiboy July 31, 2017
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England jumpscare

When someone pisses you off, you stand over them menacingly, take out your balls, and then put them on the back of their neck.
When your friend, Jarod is bothering you and you’ve had enough you give him the England jumpscare
by ButtBangerCity69 June 21, 2021
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New England Slipping Slide

When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.
oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night
by HHHUIOP January 11, 2018
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joker from england

amazing internet user. sadly doesn't realize how cool he is.
oh it's joker from england! i hope he's having a nice day.
by patheticredditor August 7, 2021
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England

England is a city in Europe where celebrities like "Nick Crompton" lives.
by Onge Sebbomane June 25, 2017
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New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.
by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024
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New England Wedding

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
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