Eskimo

An idiot that lives in a cold place. They look like mammoths with messed up teeth and stuff.

Ew john looks like a eskimo!!!

by Zatiotion June 13, 2017

Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

Eskimo bros

When a girl sucks two dicks and gets them off in one night, then kisses them both after, they are now considered Eskimo brothers.

Jesse, from Christian school, says, "she sucked your dick too? And we both just kissed her? That means we are Eskimo bros now!"

by Kekala June 29, 2022

Angry eskimo

When you bury your face so hard into your lady’s vagina your nose touches down into
Her asshole.

I vigorously face-fucked her, I gave her an angry Eskimo!

by Brogantac January 1, 2018

eskimo mouth hug

A blowjob given by someone with an ice cube in their mouth.

In the summer I love receiving Eskimo mouth hugs.

by Billdoe February 19, 2021

Eskimo Brothers

An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.

If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that persons eskimo brother.

Pete slept with Gina. Adrian Peterson also slept with Gina.
This makes them eskimo brothers.

"dude I slept with heather the other night"
"sick I did it last year"
"man that means were eskimo brothers!"

by Ethan the guy September 21, 2016

Eskimo Eyes

when someone give you a look , like he's/she's mad at you /pissed off . Way to look a person when your mad , most of the time it's a straight face and the person is just staring at you.

Look how she gave me the eskimo eyes.

He must be mad, he gave me the eskimo eyes.
Are you mad, you have the eskimo eyes.

by Lenabureau March 23, 2017