Elijah

worst trombone player ever

teacher: do you hear how it sounds bad?
elijah: no
teacher: you stupid motherfu-

by lajsiwbdnxkwkww April 12, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is a wonderful guy. Crazy smart and funny. Morr of a jack of all trades. He loves the outdoors and his girlfriend. He is more of a people pleaser than anything. Takes on leadership like no one else. Elijah is also a biblical name and he takes great pride in knowing that he is named after a prophet of God. Elijah is an amazing actor and likes to be the center of attention. All in all Elijah is a wonderful person

Bob: Who's that wonderful guy who's helping pick up trash?
Joe: Oh that's Elijah.

by Cbumstan68419 November 21, 2023

Elijah

He gets friendzoned before asking a girl out

U didn’t even asked before u got friend zoned lol stupid Elijah

by Hshdjenne December 8, 2019

Elijah

He Loves big booty bitches, Also like to fuck them to

👀Elijah Sees Gyatt so he say gyatt

by Booomshacklaks November 20, 2023

Elijah

A gorgeous guy who has a dick all the girls wanna ride on until they die. He only gives the sexiest girls what they want.

Girl #1: Damn! Is that Elijah over there?
Girl #2: I think so! I wanna f*ck his brains out.
Girl #1: Exactly what I was thinking!
*two girls high five each other*

by ligmaba69 March 6, 2021

Elijah

Elijah is a very good friend, he is also fine, he has nice hair, hes funny asf and hes one of the best friends you could ever have.

Elijah is fucking awesome

by Monchaa November 3, 2020

Elijah

Elijah is a boy who's always there for you. He's trustworthy and will never let you down. Even if he disagrees with you, he will defend your right to say it to the death. He cares for everyone and is not shy to express what he's feeling. If he has something to say he will say it, and with meaning. He has an open-heart and a big mind. It takes him some time to love you.. but once he loves you, he will never let you leave his heart.

"Elijah is the type of boy I want to be with for life."

by CocoLovesCats August 13, 2023