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Double Wrapping

To use two condoms instead of one. On the dirtiest ho's it's a good idea to wear a hazard suit instead.
Did you see that skank? I'll hit that but not first without double wrapping.
by calducciano May 15, 2005
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Double sided

verb. {to get} double sided / to double side smthing, smone.

To avoid, or be avoided of a certain topic by redirecting the subject towards something more complex related to said topic, in a way to create confusion, thus leading to the subject forgetting what the topic was truly about.
Joe: Hey Jane, do you wanna have some fun?
Jane: Of course! Let's plan a nice little vacation with my mom.
Joe: Jane, it's 1 in the morning I thought we could...
Jane: Right now? Alright, but I'm a bit tired. I'll go get the pamphlets and check airfares on the inter--
Joe: Fuck you Jane, stop double siding me with your bullshit.

Bob was annoyed that he kept getting double sided by his boss who was clearly ignoring Bob's plea to get a raise.
by DJDash August 6, 2008
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the double text

The double text refers to impatient boys or girls usually desparate for their crush's attention. When two texts are sent without one reply making he/she seem desparate. Quite common, but more rare forms have been witnessed: the triple text and even the quadruple text.
Kurt: Hey babe you alright? Xxxx
NO REPLY
Kurt: Oooh givin me the silent treatment r we? :P xxx
The double text has been committed- NO REPLY
Kurt: what u up to bbe x
NO REPLY - triple text
Kurt: Mornin you, alrite today? X

Texts usually hours apart then increase to days apart as sender doesn't want to look desparate even though they are also note number of kisses declines.
by wldntulike2no;) October 22, 2011
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Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result
Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.
by enrique357 August 9, 2009
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Double Rainbowing

Vomiting while having a case of diarrhea.
"Oh my god, last night I was so sick I double rainbowed."

"Double Rainbowing is the worst!"
by travitz west October 2, 2013
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double gutter

when a gangbang is going on, the girl is getting double penatrated and two men are ejaculating on her gut. then make a fart noise on her stomach with your mouth.
tim: aw man one crazy night

allan: what happend

tim: me and my buds pulled a double gutter with ashley
by johnbonloncon November 13, 2013
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Double Chipper

The act of double chipping is similar to that of double dipping: When one takes two chips instead of just one and inserts them into the dip, effectively getting more dip out of that scoop. Often followed by receiving the stink eye from those who you are sharing the dip with.
Bro #!: Guy, you're such a double chipper, it's ridiculous. Look, we're already out of dip!

Bro #2: I'm sure your double dipping isn't helping all too much either, numbnuts.
by ๖ۣۜDommie September 19, 2010
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