dildo fuckstorm

Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)

Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm

by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017

Dildo Brush

The act in which you are chilling with your friend and you grab your moms dildo and pin him/her down and brush they're teeth with it

Yo me and my man were just watching spike tv and i snook away and grabbed my moms dildo and gave him a dildo brush

by Dubbrandon June 29, 2014

dare dildo

One who brags about acomplishments, such as beating a person in a street fight, only to be injured/killed in an actual scenario or stunt. First used on the T.V. series Web Soup by host Chris Hardwick, who was comenting on men who ride pocketbikes.

Dude:Did I ever tell you about the time I laid out three niggas in a street fight?
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.

by hero13 June 21, 2010

Poop dildo

No condom
Freezer only
Final destination

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo

by August ki June 15, 2018

dildo bike

A bicycle which instead of the saddle, has a dildo.

When susan went over a bump, boy did that dildo bike make her scream!

by urban dicktionary1 November 15, 2017

Dildo whore

Someone who does anything for a quick moment with a sexual aide.

Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.

by monkey500 March 12, 2018