completely different scenario

a canned response to validate the responder's hypocritical actions as non-hypocritical

"So now you want to wave the national flag? Didn't you call that 'racist' a few years ago?"

"Completely different scenario! I'm doing this because it's against that evil foreign leader!"

by tourchan February 27, 2025

different

don't be!

son: mom i want to be different!
mom: Ha you gay

by Ginger from sweden January 30, 2019

Built different

Boys with the name of Colin especially if they are from Idaho are most defiantly built different

wow he is built different his name must be Colin

by ca ca April 12, 2021

same shit different toilet

when two things are similar but not the same

“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”

by c_lato February 8, 2023

Difference

There is one though.

Hym "The difference between the recipe thing and Dr. Peepeestones' thing is that Sam doesn't selectively omit ingredients to prove the text agreeable to his ethical standards. And, in that respect, my criticisms of Dr. Jeepjorp are nearly identical to Bertrand Russell's criticisms of Socrates."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2022

Same tiger, different suburb

When something is pretty much the same but in a different situation.

"Mitch is dating another girl who cheats on him,
Same tiger, different suburb"
"That girl is wearing the same dress that Emily owns.. same tiger, different suburb"

by SpoonieFusion October 4, 2023

i’m talking different

when your heads somewhere else and your talking about something completely different and/or made up.

isabel: are you dating drake

camila: what no?

isabel: oh i’m talking different, my bad.

by itsjustails February 12, 2024