trump diet

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.

What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Celebrity Diet

Crystal meth. ... But also any heavy drug or alcohol consumption infused with Pop culture and/or streetlife 24/7. Basically, it is a lifestyle.

Also; Sometimes referred to as "Jillian Michaels", used to describe "closet" addicts and so-called "functional smokers" whom balance a seemingly successful career or law abiding outward appearance, all the while secretly being dope feins.

The term originated in Burbank, Ca. by local youth in the city's hillside area who "served".

"pull out the pookie and a camera, lets celebrity diet!"
"t.m.f.u.! Rip Roek & Buda"

by Clara Blanqy December 19, 2018

McShave Diet

A quick way to drop 5 pounds by shitting out 2 quarts of cum after a busy evening at the bathhouse.

He's definitely going to be on a McShave diet after taking on the varsity football team last night behind the gym.

by Joeamato69 December 7, 2021

ukrainian diet pills

Diet pills featured in the show Big Mouth that cause one to hallucinate and turn food into spiders.

Lola;

“ I took my moms Ukrainian diet pills that made food look like spiders but then I got a taste for spiders so now when I walk by a dusty barn I TOTALLY binge!!!”

by sircruncha April 1, 2023

80/20 diet

A simple diet plan of eating only 80% of healthy foods and 20% of unhealthy foods.

Eversince a coworker told me about the 80/20 diet I now only eat garden salads and fresh fruits during the week but, on the weekend it's nothing but, burgers, hotdogs, and fries.

by Mackendeez May 22, 2018

The Brummer Diet

Starvation due to the recent placement of braces on one’s teeth, often leading to death.

Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”

by Pepsi_Patriarchy February 19, 2019

Big eq diet

A diet used to be skinny enough to win equitation or hunter classes in the horse show world.

Typically consists of vast amounts of caffeine and a fruit flavored vape.

Yeah we’re on the big eq diet so we’re gonna stop at the gas station to grab a monster and a puff bar, that’s all we can have or our trainer will fat shame us.

by Urbanized dictator June 28, 2022