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Deer Fart

The grotesque smell of a fart that emits the odor of a corpse that has been lying unattended for copious hours as a result of being struck by a large passenger vehicle.
Bobcat: Hey Chip, do you smell that?
Chip: Yeah, what the hell is that?
Bobcat: It couldn't be, could it?
Chip: No way. Actually, wait, I think it is.
Bobcat: Could it be....a deer fart?
Chip: Don't conjure up that phrase unless you mean it.
Bobcat: Hell yes, brother, I believe it's a deer fart.
Chip: Well, I did eat three bags of chili fritos. Not saying that's it, but...
Bobcat: Hell yes brother! A deer fart! By the way, that is putrid man.
Chip: What can I say man? Snakes on a plane...snakes on a plane.
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deer stand

A place out in the woods where most rednecks are out waiting for the big buck, but most of the time it is used for drinking, telling lies, and watching porn on their ipods.
Yeah I setted up my deer stand for another season of serious "hunting".
by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008
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hitting a deer

If you are on your way to get some poontang from RAH and you suck at driving, you're driving fast, and it's on a gravel road (which you're pretty screwed)you'll most likely wreck so then you have to tell your mommy you were in the process of "hitting a deer". So then everyone will make fun of you, and they know what truly happened and you have only owned your truck for a little over a week and then you have to pay $1,000 cuz you "hit a deer".
Man, have you heard about that Matt Osbourne guy. He supposedly "hit a deer". That's what he told his mommy cuz he sucked so bad at driving cuz he was trying to get some from RAH. What a fagel.
by Raymond Garcia April 7, 2005
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Deveraux

A Queen, A diva, a high fashionable female that takes no attitude from anybody. Very Outspoken and when u press the wrong buttons expect the worste.
"Oh my god, she is very faashionable, she must be a Deveraux"

"Dont mess with a Deveraux"
by Jinxkedd May 7, 2012
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Deer in the Headlights

Deer in the Headlights is a great game when 2 people dress up in a 1 deer costume and walk in front of cars unexpectedly and hope to not get it.
This is best to do in a neighborhood or school zone.
Best to do at night.
Alex and Greg dressed in a deer costume, walked to the end of the neighborhood, his and waited for oncoming cars to come. Must be at night.
Deer in the Headlights.
by A Retarted February 17, 2014
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Zombie Deaver

A zombie off of the 1978 movie "Dawn Of The Dead" who made a whooo sound when he was shot in the head, just like the Chris Deaver, who is a kid in our ROTC program here in Battle Ground Washington.
by Mr. Fear March 28, 2005
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Urban Deer Hunting

An activity that takes place during the Christmas season in which lit up deer are placed in the front yards of houses and people go around the neighborhood and make them hump.Urban Deer Hunting is most often done by teenagers
Bella: Hey are we going T-Ping tonight?
Jessica: Hell No! We're going Urban Deer Hunting! C'mon Bella let's make some reindeer hump!
by Alayna2765 July 23, 2009
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