Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.

Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.

by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023

Derek

People named Derek are usually emotional.
Derek’s are weak emotionally.
If you beg them, or danger them, they will give you what you want.
They keep there promises no matter what.

Derek is my best friend and promised to not tell my secrets.
Derek gave me what I wanted.

by Interstpeople1 February 15, 2022

Derek Decarlo

Likes fucking Jeffrey and they both like it.

Hes the one who thinks he's good at everything including sucking Jeffrey off.

I watched Jeffrey and Derek Decarlo fuck.

by Marie Rose November 3, 2020

Justin Derek

Justin Derek is a shy guy, but once he passes that threshold with you. Is the funniest, most wholesome guy ever. A great friend and even better s/o. He also would rather keep to himself, but the times spent with a Justin Derek are the most memorable.

Anybody seen Justin Derek? Man I miss that guy. Hope he’s doing well that Justin Derek.

by DaDawn November 22, 2021

Derek

Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_

boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK

by derek’s admirer January 23, 2022

dirty Derek

very gay sex with a close family member while singing bible verses to each other.

hey bro I just gave dad a dirty Derek!

by mark dodds February 15, 2023

Derek

An absolute chad who is nice to everyone and a great friend. Nobody has a bad thing to say about him.

Oh my god I desperately want to date Derek, he’s such a great guy.

by Juice juice December 29, 2021