pussywaffle cupcakes

The scariest man you will ever meet.

Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.

by Aredisnxu7xjksk November 8, 2017

cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon November 2, 2015

Greensboro Cupcake

When you take a fat shit on your significant other , then splooge directly on top of the poop creating a yummy glazed no-bake.

"Yo I heard Ty gave Sandy a Greensboro cupcake, and she gobbled it up"

by LimpDickDanny November 5, 2022

Sex Cupcake

Just about the hottest thing you can find on this planet. It mixes the two greatest things - pastry and intercourse. Also, another word for someone who is very good in bed.

"That girl's a total sex cupcake, I hear every guy she's been with has never had a complaint."

by LexiLovin July 28, 2012

cupcake with sprinkles

A dangerous combination of Fentanyl powder or “Fetty”sprinkled on top of a Percocet 30 or “Little Blu”before its smoked on foil. Opiate Addicts Love this shit cuz it makes their Blus go further, or Last Longer.

“That girl be smokin on a cupcake with sprinkles man, that’s greedy!!

by Fun Sz July 3, 2022

Alabama cupcake

When you cum on your sister-cousin’s titties

I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night

by Chaospixxxie May 28, 2021

Cupcake warrior

A typically scraggly person who can search and destroy cupcakes with an uncanny otherworldly ability., also known as a "chubs"

Dont bring cupcakes to work chubs is a cupcake warrior.

by Cap'n crazy pants May 28, 2018