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Charged Creeper

To approach a girl during sex whilst shuffling across the carpet in socks to generate static electricity, once your dick, in the sock, touches her anus, it shocks her leaving a burn mark on her chocolate starfish.
Last night he gave me a charged creeper, I still feel it when I walk!”
“I gave my girl a charged creeper two weeks ago, and she still says it’s burning!”
by Nutfw March 23, 2024
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Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.
Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?
by Villainous March 24, 2023
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Charge It

John: Oh my days, I've just failed all my GSCE's, my parents are going to be mad.

Harry: It is what it is, just charge it mate.
by Silver2Trappy August 27, 2022
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115 charges

A term used by bitter rivals of Manchester City, the best football club to ever exist. They use this term as a desperate attempt to discredit one of the best teams ever play the game, even going as far as to winning a treble in the 22/23 season.
Manchester City fan: We just won the premier league for the 4th time in a row we are the best!
Bitter rival: Yeah but you have 115 charges
Manchester City fan: And you have 0 bitches
by OllieMCI February 9, 2024
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fully charged

When you've got so static electricity that every part of your body starts getting shocked by your world and it seems like you got that static ghost from ghostbuster haunting you.

Theres a pen that does that too i wanna see someone get shocked...
did you see my friend there, she's fully charged.
by Cody5050 November 14, 2020
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Racially Charged

When a person or a race annoys you and charges up your racial batteries
Person 1: "Did you hear about that Jewish Lucien?"
Person 2: "Yea he makes me racially charged"
by TheDoggoDude December 4, 2021
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charge it

by Maple brown August 25, 2022
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