Chapsnick

An accidental cut, on the cock or balls, due to cack-handed pube trimming.

Fuck bro, I was barbering the old gent garden last night (admittedly distracted; watching a bit of Kirsty & Phil) and chapsnicked mi'sen. Nearly shit out puppies.

by DaveSinners December 8, 2012

chapstatic

The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.

Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic

by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015

chapstik

Co Worker who sucks up and / or kisses ass. They do it so much that they would need Chapstik to help with their lips.

David is such a Chapstik. Good reason why he got the promotion.

by Tony T Chopper July 24, 2015

capsicum rash

when you get pepper sprayed in the balls and develop a rash

"oh no i got capsicum rash"

by fullcreammilk October 16, 2016

Capsam500

A Capsam500 is someone who works there hardest day and night to make sure there server is quality

Goodness me that guy must be a Capsam500 with a server like that!

by Mat3651 January 9, 2017

CAPS GOD

THE THING HUMANITY NEEDS THE MOST

MAN I NEED CAPS GOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW

by CAPSIE February 26, 2018

clapsuki

when you clap way to loud

or

a form of natsuki

damn i just pulled a clapsuki

by no papa May 11, 2018