Canada's history 

When a woman fucks herself on a mounted moose head while the man pees into the Stanley Cup. The man then pours his urine into the woman's gaping cum hole, she then squirts his urine into the air where it promptly freezes into an icicle popsicle (because it's so fucking cold out). The man and woman then happily slurp on the pee pop while getting maple leaf tattoos on their asses.

Stephen Colbert condones Canada's history!

Canada's history by ssdmes February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.

I went up north this past weekend and got me a little bit of Canada's History a couple of times.

Canada's History by sagedismal February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sick depraved sex act preformed by a minimum of thirteen people in the somewhere along Canadian/America border involving maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanley cup.

"Man, me and my twelve other hermaphrodites are heading up to Lake Superior to preform a waterborne Canada's History. After that I'm going to water-board them, a lot."

Canada's History by Dajohnster February 11, 2010

Canada's History 

When a man takes a hockey puck, raptor and syrup bottle and inserts it in his illegal american mistress' vagina, also his penis.

Wayne Gretzky showed Canada's History to Snarf from Thundercats.

Canada's History by 28403 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act which involves inserting the Stanley Cup into a woman's ass while wearing moose antlers and using maple syrup as lubrication.

Apparently I'm wanted by the cops after giving that one slut a Canada's History last week. Whats this world come to, where you can't shove giant trophies up girls' asses anymore?

Canada's History by Colbertnation02042010 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves

guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.

Canada's History by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010

canada's history 

When a guy shaves off a girl's pubic hair and uses his semen to paste it on his face in the shape of a goatee.

OMG, watch this video of Canada's History. There's some crazy fur trading going on.

canada's history by _@billyd February 4, 2010