Callum

callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich

dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas

by jimmycenas July 9, 2023

The Callum fallicy

The act of getting zero pussy and only going for your friend's Ex's

I know you get zero pussy but You really need to stop hitting up my ex, what you're doing is the Callum Fallicy

by Barterzac June 23, 2021

callum

a faggot

callum likes men

by callumhaterxxxx March 16, 2024

Callum

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

by sloppywet May 8, 2020

Callum

Storm coming to Scotland

Storm Callum is amazing and it is hitting Scotland

by Callum Mc cxx October 11, 2018

Callum

Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.

Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid

by gam3ral June 17, 2019

Callum purdie

A jakeball who has the biggest brows in the whole off oxgangs, shags anything that (moves )

(Callum purdie) I LOVE THE VAGG

by Boom box July 9, 2019