Callum

A species that has never seen a woman and never will. They are all lazy fat losers.

Holy shit, that guy is a Callum! Wow I would NOT like to be him, HAHAH! What a loser...

by Dr. S C Chancelor Uni of Swiss December 13, 2022

Callum Wilkins

A weird specimen who is lost in this world, but also found in a natural habitat with a dead trim. He often doesn’t listen to when he’s being spoken to, he loves to impersonate the magician Houdini as he loves to disappear.

“Where’s Callum Wilkins gone”
“He’s done a Houdini the villa scum”

by Mandingo87 November 16, 2018

CALLUM

An absolute dick head who tells you cheats on you and then tries to tell you that they haven’t seen you in a while because they’re focusing in their rugby but actaully they fucked someone else also they have a smelly willy

Ewww what’s that smell? Probably callum

by Fesecsashyboyboner November 23, 2018

callum carroll

a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton

callum Carroll is a nonce

by louroo215 April 18, 2018

callum summerbee

Oh queens said we've got to play him at the back oh oh words can't describe when we see him in the blue and white he's head is big he only scores when he's wearing his wig that's why we sing this song for the callum from mars

i'm from outer space callum summerbee

by rumpleatiltskin29101 August 26, 2017

Callum

Storm coming to Scotland

Storm Callum is amazing and it is hitting Scotland

by Callum Mc cxx October 11, 2018

Callum Harrison

The one above this is right for sure but not only that he has a fit mom and the 20p Is for viagra

Who’s that fat prick he must be called Callum Harrison

by Hello bish October 15, 2018