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Brandon

Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake
Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019
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Brandon

A 15 year old boy that trys to be funny, but really isn’t. An idiot.
Brandon needs to shut up.
by cloutlord69 August 16, 2018
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Brandon

A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy that’s just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.
That’s Good Guy Brandon over there! He’s really a good guy!
by Tinn02 April 17, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019
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Brandon

Oh Look Brandon ate another pizza pie in 3 seconds
by Hubert Cockroach April 3, 2019
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Brandon

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny
by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018
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Brandon

Secretly loves a big dick in his anus
Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020
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