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goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017
mugGet the goin on a board bendermug.

Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death
1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”
by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019
mugGet the Bendermug.

Bender

Someone who’s ankles bend when they play hockey, or they basically just suck at it.
by Slimjimballs69 December 12, 2018
mugGet the Bendermug.

fender bender

when his dick doesn't quite fit in your ass.
"Me and bruno tried to hook up, but it was a fender bender."
by ninirosa May 4, 2018
mugGet the fender bendermug.

Bender

Bender is english and Means gay
Often used by hockey play
FUCKING BENDER!
by BIRSJ November 28, 2018
mugGet the Bendermug.

Bennett bender

The act of taking your friend bennett and bending him over an object, usually a bed or a table, and aggressively smashing his behind until ejaculation.
God bennett pissed me off, gotta throw him in a bennett bender later
by Whatsthatmean July 26, 2025
mugGet the Bennett bendermug.

gender bender

A person who purposely changes there gender to confuse you
Don't mess with that thing, its a real gender bender
by tehete March 8, 2018
mugGet the gender bendermug.

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