Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death

1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”

by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

dookie bender

When you have diarrhea and every time you get up to leave the bathroom, more poop squirts out and you have to sit back down.

Bro, I ate 10 bags of hot Cheetos last night and I've been on a dookie bender all day.

by Brodown August 9, 2020

Bender bum

Bender(ing) or binging for days sometimes months consisting of puke, alcohol breath and cigarettes

“Holy f**k bro that was a wicked binge I just smell like rank bender bum

by Saskatchewanner🐕 May 22, 2024

Bender

Charlie’s favourite word, if the word bender is said the bender Charlie ascends.

Person 1: yo who’s that bender.
Person 2: oh that’s Charlie.

by Cleveland jr April 3, 2024

week long bender

v. To get 100% on an exam indicating a
celebration is in order

“I just week long bendered my midterm!!!!!!”

“Don’t even stress. You’re gonna week long bender that chem exam.”

by bender steve June 2, 2025

Plastic Bender

A cuck so down on his luck they peacock being gay in order to try and prey on unsuspecting women who are just there for their gay friends.

“Oi, you plastic bender, you’re straighter than a jelabi and creepier than soap on the prison shower floor”

by Deadgod December 7, 2023