Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012

Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible

Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time

by Cole4nu January 9, 2024

Beaters

A group of ugly girls that no one wants

No those are beaters I don't want to talk to them

by mcransom November 3, 2021

beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user January 2, 2017

Dick beaters

Hands

Go wash your Dick beaters before you eat.

by Wvjeff September 7, 2016

midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Beater

A beta tester cheater, reference to Sword Art Online.

Players to Kirito: You're a beta cheater! No, you're a beater!

by ThatzMatt February 19, 2017